Allegedly

Because of legal reason mainly my probation I can't tell you what happen I can only say what has been alleged to have happened.

So my ex Lance alleged that when he picked up his space jam Jordan's from my house they weren't in the same condition he left them. He complained of a strong Pee like smell. He questioned me about what happened to his shoes. First accusing me of letting my dog piss on them and then asking if I had thrown them in the toilet.

I then asked Lance if he was crazy. Because only a crazy person would seek out another crazy person to date. Who would be considered more crazy, the person who “ALLEGEDLY” pissed in a red plastic party cup and poured said urine inside the sneakers, and let the pee soak in and then took a blow dryer to dry said pee to preserve a pissy smell. Or the person who was dating that person who left his property at her house and then called her up and pushed her buttons while on speaker phone so bitches could laugh?

Then Lance said something to the effect of you are going to pay for my shoes. It was at this time my Pitt bull allegedly began to growl and bark at Lance violently on my alleged command.