Saturday, December 26, 2009

The invasion of Germany



Since I was in the 4th grade my best friend in the world has always been Germany or Germ what I affectionately call her. Germ was the first person to discover I liked girls. I mean she has known way back when even before I told her. I remember when we were teens she would always cover up when changing her clothes. I guess its my fault because when we use to have our sleep over I would cuddle up next to her and rub her body. Basically molesting her in her sleep lol.(Not really, but kinda)We would always wake up in the same position me spooning her. But I digress. Over the years me a Germ always remained tighter than fag jeans, but she changed when she started dating this guy name Rodney. She stop hanging at my house we stopped sleeping together truth be told we would only talk on the phone and that was when Rodney was at work. When she moved in with him we went a whole year without seeing each other face to face.


One day I get a call from her and she asked me do I want to come and spend the weekend. I said sure. So when I get their off the bat I want to leave. This nigga Rodney is calling her motherfucker so much if you never met her you would have thought it was her name. “Motherfucker come here and change the channel!” “Motherfucker bring me some water” “Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker!!!”


Friday and Saturday roll by we are having fun but it is not like it use to be. Sunday rolls around Germ is up making breakfast i'm laying on the sofa half sleep. I hear her call Rodney to the table. The next thing I hear is “Motherfucker you know I don't eat sausage link's I only eat patties. ” Next thing I know I hear a slap and a thud.


Without thinking I jumped up and ran in the kitchen. I was so mad I just hit this nigga without thinking. Next thing I know we boxing. I'm a slim girl so I don't have much power. So I guess that is why he was content with standing their throwing punches with me, but what he didn't realize is I'm lightning fast and I have long arms. I was jabbing his eye out when he decided to grab me. Wrestling with my brother's prepared me for what was about to happen next. I felt him about to slam me. So I position myself to block it. Germ came over to try and help me and he shoved her down I tried to grab a knife and he started choking me. I started thinking he was going to kill me. My adrenaline started kicking in and I went for broke and started hitting him as hard as I could in the throat. When he released me I broke for the knife an went in the room and called my twin brother. After all that this bitch is still with him.


I haven't seen her since....

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